Change the laws of maths! The first law to cjange would be the most basic laws of addition and multiplication.
Up to now wer have obeyed the laws that 1 +1=2 and 1*1=1.
Instead we should make 1+1=20 and 1*1=70.
This is how it would work for bankers: 1 million +1 million =20 million. 1 million for the customers, 1 million for the government and 18 million for US!!!!!!!
1000*1000=7million. 11million for the customers, 1 million for the government and 68million for US!!!!!!!!
Hurrah! Champagne all round!