That wrong thing you keep saying

Will be right one day

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The cryptographic phrase

The cryptographic phrase is that thing that someone really thinks through which they interpret everything the see and here.

My cryptographic phrase?

You’re all a bunch of wankers!

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Thought for july

A lesson learnt is never time wasted

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Tutor My Kids For £60,000 a Year and Free Round the World Trip

or other.

I will do it if I can eat them.

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Yo Hitler!

Donald trump is fond of giving people nicknames. What better nickname for trump than Hitler?

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What a Title For a Protest Song

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

Come Bob Dylan or some such write a song to start a movement to get Donald trump OUT!

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A New Era of Antibrands

Who would buy a cat food called cat rap or pusskill?

I WOULD!

And what about clothes under the brand name crap or a tutor from scumtutors?

The future is hell so we should find more appropriate names for brands.

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Oh oh oh…

5 Oh Oh that is.

We have 500 Facebook likes now.

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So Many Morons Out There

But I do comfort myself by thinking every moron needs a maths tutor.

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Thrill Seeking

If you are looking for some kicks this summer you could ring the Israeli embassy and shout ‘free palestine’, or ‘Jews are rascist’, until they put the phone down. You could ring the US embassy and scream that their president is a moron, or the Chinese embassy and shout anything pro Taiwan, Hong Kong or uighar.

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