Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

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Son of God here

Bring your presents

Mr broken leg and the pandemic has killed my income from tuition. Fortunaely I am full of ideas and have found other ways to make a living.

Pandemic, broken leg, loft conversion,guest house, extension. new carpets. complete repaint. blbl blah, yakity yah, YABUMSUCKS!

Credit score on clears core 1000/1000

Credit score on experian 999/999

One day Google will have instant knowledge of everything.

If it were so today and you asked it, “where can I hide a dead body in eltham?”, it will say “next doors skip.”

Change the laws of maths! The first law to cjange would be the most basic laws of addition and multiplication.

Up to now wer have obeyed the laws that 1 +1=2 and 1*1=1.

Instead we should make 1+1=20 and 1*1=70.

This is how it would work for bankers: 1 million +1 million =20 million. 1 million for the customers, 1 million for the government and 18 million for US!!!!!!!

1000*1000=7million. 11million for the customers, 1 million for the government and 68million for US!!!!!!!!

Hurrah! Champagne all round!

Two Indian untouchables. They have spent their whole lives cleaning the shit of the Indian upper classes. They have probably never had a piece of what we would call good luck their whole lives butcan still smile for the camera.

I don’t go out much anymore. My left leg has been broken for 4 years. I can’t put weight on it  see the evidence from the wear on my dippers.