Heading for failure

GCSE students heading for a level, A1 students heading A2 or a level students heading for university have missed a year of school. There is no way to catch up before they get to the next stage.

Drop out rates and failure rates will rocket.

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Why are so Many Testimonials so Good?

Yo man where you bin all your life? Don’t you know that 99% of testimonials for most people are written by them and their friends?

Or did you think you were the unlucky good who always gets the idiot or lemon?

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3904 Paul Smiths in the UK

Paul Smith is the 6th most common name.

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Leg Still Broken After One Year

X ray taken 7th January 2021. Broke leg 6th Feb 2020.

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In Hospital

Lying in a hospital bed hot sweaty and angry with my broken leg in scaffold.

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When Thinking of the Meaning of Money

Ask how much money will make your cat happy.

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Broke My Leg

Picture taken from inside ambulance, February 6th, 2020.

Called an open fracture, the worst type of break. Was stationary waiting to turn right and was hot by a car whizzing through a dap in traffic while turning into my road.

Will probably never ride a bicycle again. Will probably never walk properly. Discovered three weeks ago that leg is still broken a year after the accident.

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We Are All At It

Anyone looking at American students cheating and bribing their way into a good university,, thinking it couldn’t happen here is wrong.

Just to take two examples – Prince Charles attending Cambridge with an awful set of a levels, and Gaddafi’s son buying a PHD – later withdrawn – from Imperial.

If a foreign dictator can buy a doctorate for his son from a British university you can buy anything here no matter how sacred.

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What is the Point of a GCSE in English

Schools in England are starting to wonder what the point of a GCSE in English is.

There is a point if you Donna speaka da English.

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Buy Yourself a Star

Apparently you can buy yourself a star that YOU CAN SEE from £15.

On the other hand you can stand on one square metre of your own land in central London for £17000.

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