The Things You Can’t Do

Are things you don’t how to do yet.

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Schools To Get £600 per A Level Maths Student

The government announced this in the budget.
The typical student will say, ‘My school doesn’t deserve it. Give it to me’.
Hurrah! Beer all round!

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Failure

You have not failed until you’ve tried everything. Since you have not tried everything, you have not failed.

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Absolutely Logical

The More you learn, the more you know.

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First Inspirational Tho

If you know everything, what you don’t know doesn’t matter.

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Seize The Opportunity To Screw Up Your Life

Do it now before it’s too late.
This is a non exhaustive list of the things you could do to screw up your life before your first job.
Rant on Twitter about Jews, brown or black people, the nazis or the imminent alien invasion.
Sext a friend. If you javen’t got any friends, sext a policeman for quick results.
Steal a car. Gotta be quick there, because soon we will all be using driverless cars.
Cjeat in your exams, then fail them, just to make sure.

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Student Accommodation in London

Completely outrageous.
Average rent of a room in London is £743 per month, alomost £9000 per year. It will eat up most of your student loan – maximum £10,00.
In central London once one of my students rented a room for over £1400 per month.

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Get a Fake PHD

Anyone thinking of going to University, wanting to avoid all that reading and writing could go right to the end result and get themselves a PHD – fake of course.
Just search the internet for a fake PHD. You can get a free one.
Of course, you could get a fake PHD from Trump University. Fakery with the name Trump on it is not free though. Expect to pay $100,000. And you won’t get to meet Trump himself at that price.

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Teacher Banned For Cheating

A teacher has been banned from teaching for fixing his students grades, making sure they passed.
Several teachers in private schools – Dulwich College was one – who wrote exam questions, tutored their students for the questions they had written. THEY WEREN’T banned.
Is this maisalignment of justice due to those private school teachers have tutored future judges and politicians, chiefs of police etc,?

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Go Go Girls!

Girls have been outgunning boys for a while now at school, getting more and better GCSE;s. They more more intelligent too.

The fact is that boys are keeping their brains in their balls. When the feel a little bit peckish after a few beers, they can suck suck suck their balls into their stomach for that little bit of extra meaty nourishment.
Handy if you;re hungry.

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