Missold a Scholarship?

You are not necessarily a good student these days if a university offers you a scholarship. You could in fact be an awful student who has failed every exam you have ever taken.

Some universities are so crooked they will seek out these failed students and offer them such scholarships using money from their tuition fees.

Uniersties are supposed to tailor their fees to the quality of their degree so using fees in this way is a form of misselling.

Universities doing this may one day face legal action from students who feel they have bee missold a degree.

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I’m in the bidding!

To buy greenland.

I know president trump and the usa are deep in debt and i have ready cash.

I start the bidding at £1

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That wrong thing you keep saying

Will be right one day

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The cryptographic phrase

The cryptographic phrase is that thing that someone really thinks through which they interpret everything the see and here.

My cryptographic phrase?

You’re all a bunch of wankers!

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Thought for july

A lesson learnt is never time wasted

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Tutor My Kids For £60,000 a Year and Free Round the World Trip

or other.

I will do it if I can eat them.

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Yo Hitler!

Donald trump is fond of giving people nicknames. What better nickname for trump than Hitler?

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What a Title For a Protest Song

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

Come Bob Dylan or some such write a song to start a movement to get Donald trump OUT!

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A New Era of Antibrands

Who would buy a cat food called cat rap or pusskill?

I WOULD!

And what about clothes under the brand name crap or a tutor from scumtutors?

The future is hell so we should find more appropriate names for brands.

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Oh oh oh…

5 Oh Oh that is.

We have 500 Facebook likes now.

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