Many people think wrongly that starting from zero and ending up at 1, or 10, or anything in fact, is adding 100%.
THEY ARE WRONG!
YOU ARE ADDING INFINITE PER CENT!
Facebook ae under the wrong impression too. See this takedn from their administration page.
I don’t like legal people. They always seem to be stopping me doing what I want. So it feels really good to be able to push the law down their throats and hear them choke on it.
I moved broadband company last year. The company sent me a wifi range extender. After 6 months, I got a solicitors letter demanding payment for this wifi extender.
Six months of no contact, then a solicitors letter? Guaranteed to make me angry.
So I phoned to waste their time, asking for a letter in large print, demanding log and detailed explaanations on every point. After talking to the broadband company, I found they had no signed contract, only keep copies of verbal contracts for six months, and had a whole team of people dealing with mis selling of wifi extenders.
What a delicious conversation I had with those legal people then. I haven’t had so much fun since I sent the bailiffs round to Barclays.
Whoever you find ourself in conflict with, they are just as dumb and incompetent as you are.
Never underestimate their intelligence.
Always underestimate their knowledge.
Of course this won’t work for everyone. You may be unable to overestimate someones own estimate of thir intelligence, and if they know nothing, you will not be underestimating their knowledge.
If you don’t know how to do it.
I knew a boy a school called ‘Jack Daniels’, in case you don’t know it, a famous brand of whisky. The fun we had over that…
Not so much fun for the boy called Richard Tater (he really exists) or Dick Tater for short. Noone calls him Ricard, or even Dick. Everyone knows him as Hitler.
University rankings anyway.
The only way Surrey can be top of university rankings is forsubjets like media studies and hospitality to count equally with academic subjects like maths and physics.
Hope this doesn’t set an example of fakedness.
Like counties claiming to have the strongest army by having the most cardboard cut outs of soldiers holding pea shooters, or the fattest man claiming to be the strongest because he is the only one able to lift his own weight.
Donald Trump would be proud if the world believed a lie like this.
Is to give children a whole world picture and not to fill their heads with too much detail.
I don’t believe many people are persuaded of anything by hearing people argue a point. Many people just ending talking loudly as much as possible and people just stop listening. In you want to convert people you have to make them think.
Just asking them a question might change their mind.