What a Cock Up!

Or a balls up.

Only  man could do it, and now the tory education secretary has been forced to upgrade students to their teachers predicted results.

Any student not achieving their desired grade should ask for their result to be based on their desired grade.

HURRAH!

Beer all round!

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Real Rebels

Also break rules of language and grammer

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Think of Yourself

As the brick that breaks the window.

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Go look at venus

Early evening close to the moon

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To All the Poor People of the World

Let your ambition burn a hole through your heart

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Why are chillies called chillies?

They are not chilly at all.

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Nightmare Visions of the End

We are not having enough babies. The number of babies in the world has already peaked. In 70 or so years world population will start to decline and humans may be extinct because of the baby shortage in 15000 or so years. The last humans on earth may be two old ladies sitting on a verandah looking over a wrecked wasteland of human garbage.

The sun is gradually warming and in a billion or so years the earth’s oceans will have boiled away. No water left on earth and we will all die of thirst.

We are burning all the fuel and cutting down all the trees turning oxygen into carbon dioxide and destroying the ay to turn it back. We will suffocate in searing heat.

We are gradually each of us producing about 1 kg of poo per day, filling the planet with poo. One day there will be nothing but poo left to eat and drink and live in.

The moon is moving away from earth carrying away angular momentum. When we lose the moon the arth will turn on its side possibly exposing one scorched face permanently to the sun and leaving the other permanently frozen.

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What’s in a label

When a psychotherapist is poling about inside your mind think what you get by dissecting that label

psycho the rapist

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Who’s got the hots for Greta?

DONALD TRUMP!

YES! Well known friend of paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and also a well known hunter of fresh young meat himself, the Donald was pictured recently undressing the young ducking with the eyes in the back of his head.

LOCK HIM UP!

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Back to school too early?

Monday 6th many people returned to school but should Xmas fall on a Friday or Saturday many would return to school on Monday 3rd or 4th – the last day of Xmas is on 5th, meaning many are back at school before Xmas is over.

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