Crackdown on Coasting Schools

The education secretary, Nicky Morgan, is to crack down on coasting schools, presumably by sacking everyone and replacing them with monkeys.
It is not for the education secretary to scream and shout at teachers anymore – maybe they have come to the conclusion that they can’t scream and shout loud enough to force teachers to listen.
Now it seems the only way for the education secretary to grab the attention of teachers is to grab them all individually by their neck and threaten them with joblessness.
Maybe she thinks noone else wants them.
Maybe they should all just quit and find something else to do – just to make a point.