Monthly Archives: June 2015

How to stop students turning to terrorism

Give them a revolution to believe in. The biggest revolution people could believe in is votes for Palestinians

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Mind Control in the Classroom

Any fan of Pink Floyd may be feeling a bit of deja vu today after the UK government gave teachers the responsibility to exercise mind control over their students to stop them becoming Islamic terrorists. The government should realise that … Continue reading

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My crazy logic

I can prove using nothing but argument and logic that any old table I am sitting at is actually a cow. Here I go. It has four legs, just like a cow. It’s  shiny and brown like a cow that … Continue reading

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New type of maths quesrion

Some maths questions should have the answer ‘there is not enough information to answer this question’.

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A maths tutor can’t save you

From the end of the world. But they can teach you to count down the time to the end.

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Publishing idea

I HATE PAPERWORK! One of the reasons I could never get a job. The first thing you are expected to do is to fill out a form. I have been asked to wrote textbooks, and my notes have been collated … Continue reading

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£5 an hour for a private tutor

In london gumtree, tutors charge £5 an hour upwards. Do people expect to get a bargain at this price? Someone with an actual degree, good english and some experience, Gumtree asks no evidence of their advertisers. Any tutor from gumtree … Continue reading

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£1500 an hour for a private tutor

Apparently some tutors charge £1500 an hour for their services. What would a tutor do with £1500 an hour? I have no idea. And who would pay it? I have received offers to fly to the middle east and carribean, … Continue reading

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Microteaching

Bit like microlending. If you know something that any poor wretch would benefit from knowing, let them.have it. Bot by bit, make the world a better place.

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School holidays

Exactly what it says. Schools in Britain are empty 20 weeks a year. Why not allow overseas students and their teachers to use them free? Another good use for foreign aid money.

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