Monthly Archives: June 2015

Overseas schools

British universities have campuses overseas. Why not British schools? British state schools in particular. Better way to spend money than on sending soldiers to save countries from themselves!

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Tech prophets

I have been techy ever since I got my first website. I have the answers to most tech problems now. People like me should get tech prophet sandwich boards to put outside their houses so neighbours can bring their techy … Continue reading

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Army Schools

The army has a lot to teach us besides how to kill people thousands at a time. It is am education institution, taking the toughest kids and making them do something useful. Why not then, set up schools staffed by … Continue reading

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Faled goves gramer test

Mical Gove legal GUYD DAYS KNO SOME GRAMMEER.& I READ th%#%6is in a paper Michael Gove has set out some grammar &$)rules P%$)hoto: AP Write “make sure” instead of “ensure” 1 Never use5(& “impact” as a verb 2 Few p&$*hrases … Continue reading

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40% of OFSTED Inspectors to go

Because they are not good enough apparently. 60% are good enough therefore. In many exams 60% would get you s ‘B’. Not sure if OFSTED deserve a ‘B.

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YABUMSUCKS!

Googling this returned no results but I thought it was such a nice word we should be using it for something. A swearword maybe. So people, please add ‘yabumsucks’ to your vocabulary of swearwords. Maybe it will one day be … Continue reading

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The Product of a Bad Education

Or bad parenting. Or the modern age. Anyone who says ‘you know’ or ‘like like’ or even ‘like like you know you know’ – have I heard Kate Bush say this? Anyone who says ‘gooder’ – I heard a radio … Continue reading

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Don’t Believe in Internet Testimonials

Testimonials on the internet are vetted. A lot of them are completely fake, written by business owners. Try writing something bad about a business on their testimonials page and see if it gets approved. A fair testimonials page should have … Continue reading

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Impossible maths question

So this year, like most years, there was a question that was impossible to answer on an exam paper somewhere. In many vases there is no need for a question to be impossible to.answer. These situations usually arise when you … Continue reading

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Sexism in science

Tim Hunt, Nobel prize winner, made a complete fool of himself and has had to resign from UCL after putting women off by talking about sexism in science. He should instead have talked about how their is no sex in … Continue reading

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