What are the odds of this?

A student of mine who wanted to study medicine at kings failed maths a level because her school forgot to teach her the c4 module she needed.
The odds against such sheer incompetence must be great indeed.
I mentioned this to another student who also wanted to go to medical school. She said ‘my father in on the interviewing panel at kings’.
Incredible odds multiplied by incredible odds. Truly incredible.
My unfortunate student nevertheless got into kings.
I imagine she thwacked hermaths teacher.