Multilingual britons

It’s not true thst Britons don’t speak foreign languages. Britons usually speak at least one foreign language badly, and often several badly at once. A typical conversation with a bloody foreigner might go something like, ‘cannen ichum one beeren haven merci?’
I think I can do s little bit better. In my year of 90 German o level entries only one got a c or above.
IT WAS ME!