Let aggression fall flat

There is no weapon like ultimate irony. You can point this weapon anywhere, at anything. You can make an violence deflate like a punctured football.
Once I was faced with a large agressive drunk young man, almost spitting at me with rage. He wad too drunk to stand up straight.
I told him, ‘you must be really healthy with all that vitamin c inside you’.
While his gave was transforming from rage to confusion, I left , leaving a Cheshire smirk.