Monthly Archives: January 2016

English Pupils Bottom of World Numeracy Tables

We came 21st out of 24. The worst of our pupils can live in ignorance, not being able to count to 24.

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Ready for Work

Apparently some parents take the children to school in pyjamas. Pretty tacky I think. Maybe they have nothing else to get out of bed for. At least I put on a dressing gown, hat and tie.

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Fast Learners

The refugees in the jungle refugee camp in Calais are not learning fast enough. When you turn up in a flimsy boat on the shores of a country, you are a refugee in that country. Why don’t they buy some … Continue reading

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Home Educated Boy Dies of Scurvy

A 5 year old boy, home educated by his mum, a teacher, has died of scurvy. Not visited by any sort of authority for years, not seen by doctor or dentist since 13 months, this boy had a wretched life. … Continue reading

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I Live in a Terrorist House

A sumple spelling mistake – terrorist, not terraced – got a ten year old schoolboy quized by the police today. Paranoia and incompetence all round is teachers and police leap on every trivial error and slip of the tongue suspecting … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Put Teenagers Under the Spotlight

Why do I keephearing the latest teenage sensation hailed a genius and destined to great things? By forcing teenagers to say something about something to try and justify the attention they are getting we are making them say stupid things … Continue reading

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A Change is as Good as an Improvement

A change is as good as a rest apparently. When choices are equally preferable, a change is as good as an improvement.

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Time to Become a New Man

The pathetic Turkish idiot and suspected people smuggler I just saw crying on TV after capsizing a boar full of refugees, killing three children is going to jail for a long time. When you’re totally disgraced like this, you really … Continue reading

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End Point of Human Progress?

Page indexing on the internet depends in part of how often a oage is accessed. A page that is not infrequently accessed will not be indexed. One day the number of indexed page must start to fall if the world … Continue reading

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Make Maths, Not War

Instead of Governments sending soldiers to fight wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria,.. Western governments should be sitting soldiers down in with coloured pencils at their desks and making them draw pictures of fractals. or solve simultaneous equations,

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