Monthly Archives: March 2016

Screaming and Shouting in the Nursery

So Save the Children say nirseries should have trained teachers. Only this way can toddlers brains be developed to the fullest extent. Does this seems like screaming and shouting at toddlers to you? And any toddlers zat do not meet … Continue reading

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Eyesight Failing

I went for an eyesight test three weeks ago. They took a retina scan and saw large white patches indicating failing eyesight. My eyesight is now below the legal standard required to drive. I never really liked driving anyway and … Continue reading

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Thought for Today

Being powerful does not protect you from being wring. And being string does not prevent you being stupid.

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Have I Fixed It?

Since last Thursday the server has been overloaded and the website down for a great part of the day. I have upgraded the server, put in a lot more server security features and increased the level of caching at the … Continue reading

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We Overloaded the Server

We have outgrown a dedicated server with two quad core processors and 4GB of RAM after getting 10,000 visitors a day. This week I will upgrade the server to a full 16GB RAM. I think this will probably be able … Continue reading

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When Taking an Exam

Always get the lowest score and the highest score of all the candidates. The lowest mark is something to laugh at and the highest is something to aim for.

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Professor Exposed as Porn Star!

Pun intended. A Professor of Chemistry at Manchester University has been exposed as a porn star and has resigned from the University of Manchester. I wonder how many people in public life are leading a seedy double existence. Maybe we … Continue reading

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The Perfect Website

I have spent eight years trying to build myself the perfect website and I am probably near technically as I can be. Everything works. Users can take online test, post comments by answering caotcha questions or register and log in … Continue reading

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Drop in Teenage Pregnancies Not So Good News

Many people will think that teenage pregnancy rates having halved since 1999 is good news. Actually it is not so good. People are having less babies and teenage pregnancy rate is indicative of that. The rate at which people are … Continue reading

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Chemical Students

‘Chemical Students’ is my name for students that take any sort of drugs that aid study, like ritalin, anti depressants or cocaine. Why aren’t students tested for drugs like these? Athletes undergo dope testing. I have a trucker friend who … Continue reading

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