The Cost of a PHD From Oxford

When the daughter of a couple said she had a place at Oxford for a Doctorate, they were overwhelmed. So much so, they sold their house to pay for her studies.
Unfortunately, their daughter was not studying at Oxford at all. She was using her parents money to fly around the world, buy some very nice things, and get married in a lavish ceremony to which they were not invited. Now they are penniless and broken, and she is in prison.
If only we could separate all the crooks from all the fools!