Change Your Name to Improve Your Life Chances

I have a student called Chelsea, and I have been thinking how Chelsea could benefit from a simple change of name.
Chelsea should be called Winchelsea from now on.
Chelsea has exams, and receives a psychological boost every time someone says, ‘Wincelsea’.
Chelsea has a job interview and feels empowered to succeed when the secretary calls ‘next – Winchelsea’.
Chelsea goes to a football match, to watch Chelsea of course, and is carried along by the chants of tens of thousands of expectant fans: ‘Win Chelsea, win Chelsea, win Chelsea, win!’