We’re Going Encrypted

The Government, and Google are on a mission to find out the colour of everyone’s underpants and panties. When they have done theus they will demand money from us all to stop these details being made public.
The only way to stop them is to encrpt and secure everything. Sometime after the summer exams are over, I am going to encrpt all the traffic between our server and the internet.
You can be assured that the colour of your underpants and panties is safe with us.