Here is my first pathetic attempt to squeeze all the equations of GCSE maths into a rap song.
Only a dumbass don’t get those right
distance equals sped times time
Try and make the equations rhyme
a squared plus b squared equals c squared
b squared minus 4ac
Write each step on a different line
And don’t forget the plus or minus sign
Are equals base time heighjt
Got that one right?
Give yourself one hundred per dent!