Life is a Trap!

Any student eager for the day when their studies are over and they go out and make a living should think again.
You will probably not find anything interesting to do in life. You will probably end up working in a call centre, cold calling people and making a nuisance of yourself.
Stay in education as long as you can, safe in the knowledge that you are running up tens of thousands of pounds in debt which you will never have to pay off because the only hob you will ever be able to get is at minimum wage.
Don’t fall in the trap prepared for you of paying off loans for the rest of your life and never being able to see beyond the next bill or payday.
Be your parents children. Bugger your credit cards at every opportunity, let your parents pay all your bills and inherit their house one day, then sell it and spend all the money on beer.