World Upside Down

University rankings anyway.
The only way Surrey can be top of university rankings is forsubjets like media studies and hospitality to count equally with academic subjects like maths and physics.
Hope this doesn’t set an example of fakedness.
Like counties claiming to have the strongest army by having the most cardboard cut outs of soldiers holding pea shooters, or the fattest man claiming to be the strongest because he is the only one able to lift his own weight.
Donald Trump would be proud if the world believed a lie like this.