Monthly Archives: May 2017

You Can’t Have a Better World

Without better people in it.

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This Summer I Will…

Not do anything hard at all. I am young, the sun is shining. Therefore I will jump for joy 10 times a day, and start again in September.

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Boo Hoo…

Ther new 9-1 maths exam makes some people want to cry. I have heard of people bursting into tears during the exam, taken outside to compose themselves, then being given extra time. I have ideas! Could you be given extra … Continue reading

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The 9-1 Maths Exam was HARD!

Many many people will fail their GCSE Maths this year who would have passed last year. This exam has not been properly thought through by a government which thinks it can shout very loud to make us all mmore intelligent, … Continue reading

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What the Fucktion!

Functions are lately introduced to GCSE Maths, and I can’t possibly tell you how much it is frustrating some people. The process of inverting a function especially seems to tie some people up in knots so that you seem to … Continue reading

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Sued For Texting During Date

A man in the USA – where else? – is suing a woman for texting during a day. It would make a sort of sense if she were being paid for her time. Sure to make me texting, surfing, making … Continue reading

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Most Things Are Best Left

Until they need to be dealt with. There is too much violence. and most violence would not happen if we did not look at our opponent and think how much they reminded us of Hitler and needed to be destroyed. … Continue reading

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Do it

Because you can

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Prospects Keep You Out of Prison Says Judge

A cambridege medical student will probably avoid jail after stabbing her boyfriend in a drug haze after the judge said her prospects made him reluctant to send her to jail. That and a pretty face.

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All Universties to go Online Says Paddy

Paddy Ashdiown, former leader of the Liberal Democrats and SAS hardman, says all Universities will go online and all Degree students will get a Degree studying remotely. NO PADDY! If people study only on the internet, they will all go … Continue reading

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