Monthly Archives: June 2017

I am an extremely individual individual. If, like me, you are are an extremely individual individual, you might try these punchlines in your job interview. Ouch! Just give me the Fucking Job! When I orgasm darling, parallel lines pulse and … Continue reading →

With the UK about to leave the EU, we could all find ourselves poorer and looking for any way to pay the bills, so here is my idea.

I fix a golden glowing globe to a coathanger wrapped around my head and look at it patiently.

I know it approaching summer and exams are almost over, but hey, you can do an online Maths/Physics Test

IN China, new standard of insanity are being set furing exam sessions. Traffic is stopped outside the exam room, ambulances are on standby, and drones hover outside exam halls attempting to help people cheat.

It takes me a long time to do things. I just set up rss feeds from my website. Get whatever hints you need to pass your maths/physics test. Eg Gcse maths feed To subscribe to a feed go to the … Continue reading →

It twists my mind round and around, inside out and upside down.

I don’t understand why everyone living in England should be forced to learn English. People living in Wales are not forced to learn Welsh and people living in Scotland are not foced to learn Celtic. A country should have a … Continue reading →

Make them get over over it. Then give them a kick.