My Life Saving Idea

Indian women have a bad time of it. Ask any Indian woman on a train how many times she has been groped. And then there are the acid attacks.
Indian cows have a lovely time of it. Idolized by 85% of the population, able to go wherever they want.
Here is my idea. COWDRESSES! Every Indian woman should have one.

Just be careful not to be mistaken for a cow by anyone who isn’t a hindu. They might want to eat you.