Monthly Archives: August 2018

Why Are the Dumbest Students so Attractive to Universities?

Where do you think the £9,000 or so student fees go? It’s not used to pay lecturers or improve the university library. Many students have only a couple of lectures a week and many libraries haven’t seen a workman since … Continue reading

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You Are Noone Until You’ve Had a Death Threat

I used to get death threats all the time. Sometimes they were up front and in my face, but none of them ever resulted in bleeding or bruising. Now I only get death threats by email or text. I feel … Continue reading

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Lets Undress a Nazi!

So, much of Europe wants to ban women from wearing the burkha. I can imagine burkha marches, where crowds of women get picked up and carried away to the local police station where their burkhas are taken off them and … Continue reading

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200 Sets of Perfect GCSE Grades This Year

Never guy nor girl ever walked in greater glory.

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In a State of Wild Anticipation

Anyone baking in the heat, waiting for their exam results this month may well see themselves caught in the glare of their own minds eye, as the greatest writer/scientist/leader/businessperson of the 21st century.

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Worst Maths Tutor Ever!

That’s ME! Everyone wants the best maths tutor they can find. Why doesn’t anybody ever want the worst? The worst don’t have any one to shout for them. Well, here I am! So, if you want the worst maths tutor … Continue reading

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Sex For Grades

Too many girls get told if they want good grades they have to perform some sexual service. This is bad, but no one ever thinks about male students, who rarely get told that if they want to pay their exams … Continue reading

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That’s Magic

There are no new grammar schools in the UK. There are 11,000 or so more grammar school pupils? How can this happen? It’s MAGIC! Those students are SPECIAL magic students, with special powers of magic. They were created by the … Continue reading

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