That’s Magic

There are no new grammar schools in the UK.
There are 11,000 or so more grammar school pupils?
How can this happen?
It’s MAGIC! Those students are SPECIAL magic students, with special powers of magic. They were created by the person with the greatest magic powers – the Education Secretary, whoever that is.
Maybe we should put this person in charge of the Treasury. They can create some magic money there, and maybe we can all have a little bit of their magic.