Why Are the Dumbest Students so Attractive to Universities?

Where do you think the £9,000 or so student fees go?
It’s not used to pay lecturers or improve the university library.
Many students have only a couple of lectures a week and many libraries haven’t seen a workman since the 18th century.
Many Universities are using some of that £9000 a year to give out ‘scholarships’, in effect payday loans, since the interest rate is outrageous and the money has to be paid back as student loans.
Only the dumbest students need apply. You have to be pretty dumb not to see through this scam.