You Are Noone Until You’ve Had a Death Threat

I used to get death threats all the time. Sometimes they were up front and in my face, but none of them ever resulted in bleeding or bruising.
Now I only get death threats by email or text. I feel much better now. Everyone who is anyone on the internet gets death threats on a regular basis – just ask a British MP – and getting death threats is just a sign of your upward progress.
Do npt though, make death threats just to make someone feel better.