Monthly Archives: September 2018

We Can All Do Something to Keep the Planet Clean

Some People Just Don’t Care.

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My Trump Joke

There are some desperate people in my living room. They are watching Donald Trump on the TV doing the things only Donald Trump can do. First one says, “It’s horrible!”. Second one says, “We’re all going to fie!”. Third one … Continue reading

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Cycling Through the Paperwork

A school in south London is to force children who cycle to school to dusplay numberplates. Which idiot thought this up? THE HEADMASTER! Ever heard the song’We’re Not Gonna Take it?’ Tome to get singing.

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The Fire Breathing Maths Tuitor

That’s me! It’s not bad breath that makes me a fire breather. I hate the way the human race is turning out. I made an extremely fortunate decision 13 years ago to buy a house and in 13 years that … Continue reading

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Calculus Textbook 97 pence

This textbook of worked solution cost 97p on Amazon. Postage cost £2.40

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Moron, Imbecile or Idiot

When Trump gets called a moron it is not just a term of abuse. A moron has an IQ of 50 – 69, comppared to 20 – 48 for an imbecile and below 20 for an idiot. So, when Donald … Continue reading

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Go Go Brats!

Nine year old girl in Australia refuses to stand for the national anthem because abiriginals are discriminated against, and an Australian calls her a brat! Well ME TOO MUKKA! I am a brat and there is no country in the … Continue reading

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School in the War Zone

There isn’t one People don’t you understand A child needs a helping hand Or he’s going to be an angry man some day Take a look at you and me Are we too blind to see Do we just shake … Continue reading

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The Government is in Your Pants!

Teachers in the UK can confiscate your phone and access it to find EVERYTHING you’ve been up to. It’s just the start of your lifetime under surveillance. You are on CCTV hundreds of times a day. Your internet activities are … Continue reading

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The Start of Every Year…

Is the beginning of another journey.

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