Enter the Pole Dancer

If you wanted your school to make world wide headlines, what would you do?
Blow it up? Been done already. BORING!
Shoot 20 students dead? Only happens in America.
Hire a pole dancer? Yeah right on MOTHER! And someone has actually done it! In China! Silly woman, instead of saying, ‘ I did it for the children’ – God only knows what the teeny weenies made of it – she has apologized and looks likely to resign.
What will do now? Odds on she will open and patrol a seedy local bar dressed in black leather and brandishing a whip.
Or is this just me being English?