Monthly Archives: October 2018

Anything you have thought through for yourself is worth twice as much as if you had been taught it.

OR PUT IT IN THE BIN!

A sustained effort beats a head start every time.

There should always be an odd one out.

Anyone looking for a sandwich on the high street is taking a risk with a big food chain that cares FFFFFFFFFFFFFF ALL about your life. Pret a Mange has murdered two people recently. The murder weapon: Compare this though with … Continue reading →

To me of course! Only joking. British aid to African governments is a waste of money. Instead, move all the British embassies in Africa out of the cities and buy up wasteland, desert, swamp etcetera and build schools, colleges and … Continue reading →

I’m Fantastic! Wherever there is Ignorance I’ll Be There!! Da da da Dadadadada Da da da (theme to Dangermouse dies away) Any webmaster who knows anything about domain authority knows how desirable it is, so they want more of it, … Continue reading →

After years of pfaffing around with javascript, server side caching and lots of other crap, I have hard shouldered every page on my website to load in under a second. Hurray! Beer all round!

With a World Shattering Scream!

The problem is not that there are too many people. It is that too many people have got too much STUFF!