Pay Me to Sit Your 11 Plus Exam!

Some parents are sending along children who have already passed the 11 plus to sit the exam for children taking the exam.
These parents are taking a chance with passing the exam.
So I am offering a new service.

I will dress myself up – pun intended – and go along to sit an 11 plus and guarantee a pass for £100000000000000000000.
Hurrah! Beer all round!