Always first to innovate the Americans have followed the invention of fake news and the election of a fake President with the establishment of a fake University.
Fake students can get a proper fake Degree, presumably costing only fake money which you can write out on little bits of paper and paying into some fake bank account.
The whole scam would not be complete without some fake Professors.
As a fake Doctor of Philosophy I would like to apply.
My personal fakeness only goes so far. I must be paid in REAL POUND NOTES!