Monthly Archives: September 2019

Origins of the wood poor

Normal people don’t live in any poo at all. Poor people live in some poo. Poorer people live in more poo. The poorest people live in the most poo.

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If you are scared of immibrants

You will be terrified of aliens. For probably no reason at all.

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Missold a Scholarship?

You are not necessarily a good student these days if a university offers you a scholarship. You could in fact be an awful student who has failed every exam you have ever taken. Some universities are so crooked they will … Continue reading

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