Trump in heaven

After a lifetime spent defending the divine rights of billionaires, sex pests and property developers, and promoting the teachings of the one true prophet – Donald Trump – Donald Trump dies and goes to heaven.

Unfortunately there isn’t enough room in heaven for him and God both, so God has to go. And as God is picked up by his arms and legs and thrown out, the words of Donald Trump ring in his ears – “YOU’RE FIRED!”.

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