Author Archives: taxicle

To me of course! Only joking. British aid to African governments is a waste of money. Instead, move all the British embassies in Africa out of the cities and buy up wasteland, desert, swamp etcetera and build schools, colleges and … Continue reading →

I’m Fantastic! Wherever there is Ignorance I’ll Be There!! Da da da Dadadadada Da da da (theme to Dangermouse dies away) Any webmaster who knows anything about domain authority knows how desirable it is, so they want more of it, … Continue reading →

After years of pfaffing around with javascript, server side caching and lots of other crap, I have hard shouldered every page on my website to load in under a second. Hurray! Beer all round!

With a World Shattering Scream!

The problem is not that there are too many people. It is that too many people have got too much STUFF!

Some parents are sending along children who have already passed the 11 plus to sit the exam for children taking the exam. These parents are taking a chance with passing the exam. So I am offering a new service. I … Continue reading →

Some People Just Don’t Care.

There are some desperate people in my living room. They are watching Donald Trump on the TV doing the things only Donald Trump can do. First one says, “It’s horrible!”. Second one says, “We’re all going to fie!”. Third one … Continue reading →

A school in south London is to force children who cycle to school to dusplay numberplates. Which idiot thought this up? THE HEADMASTER! Ever heard the song’We’re Not Gonna Take it?’ Tome to get singing.

That’s me! It’s not bad breath that makes me a fire breather. I hate the way the human race is turning out. I made an extremely fortunate decision 13 years ago to buy a house and in 13 years that … Continue reading →