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Parents Pay £100 An Hour to Tutor Their Children Possessed By the Devil

I’LL DO IT! Of course I will have to prepare myself to meet vampires, zombies, devil worshippers and all such dangers.

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How You Pay All The Bills, Agter Your Parents Spent All The Money

Your parents probably got a free university education. The bills were paid with government dent, which has to be paid for or serviced. Any student at university now has to take out loans for tens of thousands or even hundreds … Continue reading

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Dictionary of Alternative Definitions – Latest Additions

What do you call a short woman with kids? A minimum – (mini mum) What do you call a tall woman with kids? A maximum – (maxi mum)

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One Way to Stop Teachers Cheating

Cheating in the UK is very rare. In China and India it is very common. If teachers had to undergo annual financial health checks, any source of mysterious income – from bribes – or vulnerability to bribes because of financial … Continue reading

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Sometimes I Think…

And then I don’t stop to think. Crazy things can happen. Like when I saw a girl smiling at me. I don’t know what she was thinking. I was thinking, “Pretty girl. Well, and what are the odds?”. That girl … Continue reading

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How Any Moron Can Get Into a Top University

Change your name to Trump. He’s a moron and went to a top University. When you take the entrance test, and when the university are convinced you are a moron, they will let you in. If they don’t tell them, … Continue reading

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How to Keep the Schools Clean

Let the children do the cleaning. In Japan, children clean the school at the end of each day. And Japan is so clean and tidy. Recycling is high. An example to use all.

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Run Girl Run!

Any young muslim woman living in Saudi Arabia or some such place, with a life of submission and obedience all laid out in front of her should throw off those shackles and do exatly what she wants. An 18 year … Continue reading

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It’s Not All About IQ

It’s all about perseverance. If you have a mind that crawls into every crack and crevice, you will succeed.

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If Just Saying It Could Make It Happen

If all the people on the planet said the same thing at the same time… That is a lot of willpower. Peace in Yemen.

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