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Z maths degree in the good old days

Ever wondered how a medieval maths degree compared with yhe modern equivalent? No contest. In fact a medieval maths degree is not even equivalent to agcse or equivalent taken by 16 year old today.

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Why do rich people write big and poor people write small?

Rich people write big because of the psychological need to take up more space. Poor people feel the need to reduce the offence they cause so occupy less space and write small.

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Found myself saying this

While explain a method I said: Work out the one one and the n plus one one then subtract the n one from the n plus one one. Simple.

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Origins of the wood poor

Normal people don’t live in any poo at all. Poor people live in some poo. Poorer people live in more poo. The poorest people live in the most poo.

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If you are scared of immibrants

You will be terrified of aliens. For probably no reason at all.

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Missold a Scholarship?

You are not necessarily a good student these days if a university offers you a scholarship. You could in fact be an awful student who has failed every exam you have ever taken. Some universities are so crooked they will … Continue reading

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I’m in the bidding!

To buy greenland. I know president trump and the usa are deep in debt and i have ready cash. I start the bidding at £1

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That wrong thing you keep saying

Will be right one day

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The cryptographic phrase

The cryptographic phrase is that thing that someone really thinks through which they interpret everything the see and here. My cryptographic phrase? You’re all a bunch of wankers!

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Thought for july

A lesson learnt is never time wasted

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