Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

Let’s have a deposit scheme for plastic bottles and food containers.

£1 per item. Be and a plastic tax of 8000000000%

GCSE students heading for a level, A1 students heading A2 or a level students heading for university have missed a year of school. There is no way to catch up before they get to the next stage.

Drop out rates and failure rates will rocket.

Yo man where you bin all your life? Don’t you know that 99% of testimonials for most people are written by them and their friends?

Or did you think you were the unlucky good who always gets the idiot or lemon?

Paul Smith is the 6th most common name.

X ray taken 7th January 2021. Broke leg 6th Feb 2020.

Lying in a hospital bed hot sweaty and angry with my broken leg in scaffold.

Ask how much money will make your cat happy.

Picture taken from inside ambulance, February 6th, 2020.

Called an open fracture, the worst type of break. Was stationary waiting to turn right and was hot by a car whizzing through a dap in traffic while turning into my road.

Will probably never ride a bicycle again. Will probably never walk properly. Discovered three weeks ago that leg is still broken a year after the accident.

Anyone looking at American students cheating and bribing their way into a good university,, thinking it couldn’t happen here is wrong.

Just to take two examples – Prince Charles attending Cambridge with an awful set of a levels, and Gaddafi’s son buying a PHD – later withdrawn – from Imperial.

If a foreign dictator can buy a doctorate for his son from a British university you can buy anything here no matter how sacred.

Schools in England are starting to wonder what the point of a GCSE in English is.

There is a point if you Donna speaka da English.