Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

Ask how much money will make your cat happy.

Picture taken from inside ambulance, February 6th, 2020.

Called an open fracture, the worst type of break. Was stationary waiting to turn right and was hot by a car whizzing through a dap in traffic while turning into my road.

Will probably never ride a bicycle again. Will probably never walk properly. Discovered three weeks ago that leg is still broken a year after the accident.

Anyone looking at American students cheating and bribing their way into a good university,, thinking it couldn’t happen here is wrong.

Just to take two examples – Prince Charles attending Cambridge with an awful set of a levels, and Gaddafi’s son buying a PHD – later withdrawn – from Imperial.

If a foreign dictator can buy a doctorate for his son from a British university you can buy anything here no matter how sacred.

Schools in England are starting to wonder what the point of a GCSE in English is.

There is a point if you Donna speaka da English.

Apparently you can buy yourself a star that YOU CAN SEE from £15.

On the other hand you can stand on one square metre of your own land in central London for £17000.

Wrong!

International students take the IGCSE. They are better than the average student in their own country.

The new 9-1 GCSE exams are harder than the old GCSE exams which were frankly easy. They are easily a match for the IGCSE.

Just suppose there are a hundred thousand tigers and eight billion humans on the same planet.

Eighty thousand humans for every tiger.

So. What is a fair number of human lives to change for one tiger?

EIGHTY THOUSAND!

Students who sit AS exams in the lower sixth get better a level grades than those who don’t.

NO SHIT!

Why does every train that runs off peak pull a full rush hour load of empty carriages?

Unlock a few carriages save lots of money on fuel and maintenance.

Any 5 year old could work that one out.

You are no good at all.