Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

A sustained effort beats a head start every time.

There should always be an odd one out.

Anyone looking for a sandwich on the high street is taking a risk with a big food chain that cares FFFFFFFFFFFFFF ALL about your life.
Pret a Mange has murdered two people recently.
The murder weapon:

Compare this though with Mcdonalds who muder thousands of people a day with their high fat, high salt and high suger CRAP!

To me of course!
Only joking.
British aid to African governments is a waste of money. Instead, move all the British embassies in Africa out of the cities and buy up wasteland, desert, swamp etcetera and build schools, colleges and universities on what will be British sovereign territory because it will be within embassy grounds.

I’m Fantastic!
Wherever there is Ignorance I’ll Be There!!
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(theme to Dangermouse dies away)
Any webmaster who knows anything about domain authority knows how desirable it is, so they want more of it, and more is never enough.
astarmathsandphysics.com now has a domain authority of 50, which makes me, I believe, the most authoritative tutor on the internet.
I can picture everyone out there, waiting, wondering what pearls of wisdom will come forth from my keyboard…
YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF PUFTERS!
(Sid Vicious, of the Sex Pistols to an AMerican audience)

After years of pfaffing around with javascript, server side caching and lots of other crap, I have hard shouldered every page on my website to load in under a second.
Hurray! Beer all round!

With a World Shattering Scream!

The problem is not that there are too many people.
It is that too many people have got too much STUFF!

Some parents are sending along children who have already passed the 11 plus to sit the exam for children taking the exam.
These parents are taking a chance with passing the exam.
So I am offering a new service.

I will dress myself up – pun intended – and go along to sit an 11 plus and guarantee a pass for £100000000000000000000.
Hurrah! Beer all round!

Some People Just Don’t Care.