Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

There are some desperate people in my living room.
They are watching Donald Trump on the TV doing the things only Donald Trump can do.
First one says, “It’s horrible!”.
Second one says, “We’re all going to fie!”.
Third one says, “Aaaarrrrgh!”.
A key turns in the front door.
First one asks, “Who’s that?”.
Second one says, “It’s Paul”.
Third one shouts, “He’s here to save us!”.
Then they all shout, “Hip hip hooray! Three cheers for Paul!”.
I look into the camera, abd say “Sometimes I see myself caught in the glare of my own minds eye, and I can’t tell myself apart from the best superhero of the 21st Century.”.
Then I change the TV channel, and they are watching a cartoon on Children’s TV.

A school in south London is to force children who cycle to school to dusplay numberplates.
Which idiot thought this up?
THE HEADMASTER!
Ever heard the song’We’re Not Gonna Take it?’
Tome to get singing.

That’s me!
It’s not bad breath that makes me a fire breather.
I hate the way the human race is turning out.
I made an extremely fortunate decision 13 years ago to buy a house and in 13 years that has earned me £200,000 by surviving this long frankly.
THIS IS NOT JUSTICE!
I rent a room to a man and his wife with a joint income of “50,000 a year. who paid his on training fees to get a highly skilled job and will never be able to afford their own home.
The injustice of it makes me wild.

This textbook of worked solution cost 97p on Amazon.

Postage cost £2.40

When Trump gets called a moron it is not just a term of abuse. A moron has an IQ of 50 – 69, comppared to 20 – 48 for an imbecile and below 20 for an idiot.
So, when Donald Trump gets called a moron, it may well be a compliment when you consider him to the imbeciles and idiots he appoints to serve him.

Nine year old girl in Australia refuses to stand for the national anthem because abiriginals are discriminated against, and an Australian calls her a brat!
Well ME TOO MUKKA!
I am a brat and there is no country in the world that does not persecute someone in all their arrogant righteousness. We should all stop standing for the anthem and stand for our conscience.

There isn’t one

People don’t you understand
A child needs a helping hand
Or he’s going to be an angry man some day
Take a look at you and me
Are we too blind to see
Do we just shake our heads and look the other way?

Elvis Presley, ‘In the Ghetto’.

Teachers in the UK can confiscate your phone and access it to find EVERYTHING you’ve been up to.

It’s just the start of your lifetime under surveillance.
You are on CCTV hundreds of times a day. Your internet activities are monitored by the US and UK government WHEREVER you are in the world, they can access your phone at the airport and look at all your dirty pictures.
The Government is in your pants already – and it all starts with the teachers.

Is the beginning of another journey.

If you wanted your school to make world wide headlines, what would you do?
Blow it up? Been done already. BORING!
Shoot 20 students dead? Only happens in America.
Hire a pole dancer? Yeah right on MOTHER! And someone has actually done it! In China! Silly woman, instead of saying, ‘ I did it for the children’ – God only knows what the teeny weenies made of it – she has apologized and looks likely to resign.
What will do now? Odds on she will open and patrol a seedy local bar dressed in black leather and brandishing a whip.
Or is this just me being English?