Schoolgirl Diisses The President, Gets Arrested

A Californian schoolgirl threw someone’s ‘Make America Great Again’ hat on the floor.

Then she get arrested!
Other places you get arrested for dissing your leader: Russia, Iran, North Korea, Uganda,…

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It’s All a Fake!

Here is my fake PHD!

It’s all a fake! I’m a fake, you’re a fake!
No really it is all just a fake.
How can you trust anyone with a little piece of paper that says what they have ever done or studied?
Every one of us will one day have a personal bl;ockchain to prove that we are what we say we are.

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18 Years Old And Passed You A Levels?

It’s time to get pissed, and then pissed on!

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Don’t Let The Pressure of Life Cut You Up!

Teenagers in the UK experience such pressure that they slice off great chucks of their own flesh and eat it in the toilet.
These people are not sane.
How will they end up if they are allowed to carry on?
Like the Polish man who cut off his own head for a bet? Or the German man who advertised for – and found – a volunteer to be eaten?
In politics they could end up as a Pol Pot or Idi Amin, eating their subjects.
The question we all have to ask is:
WOULD YOU WANT THIS BUTCHER TO BE YOUR CHILD?

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Crazy Insane Psychopaths Can Be Useful!

If they are chained to a truck and make them pick up litter

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It’s Not That Important!

Some American gamester loses a game and takes up his gun.
Is losing a video game worth so much that if you lose you have to kill some people and then yourself?
NO IT IS NOT!
Your life cannot be full of joy if video games are the most important thing in it.

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Why We All Think Foreigners Are More Intelligent

The foreign students you meet are almost by definition the most intelligent and able of the country they come from, s are more intelligent than the natives around them. This is true for every country in the world. The students behind them at home are all much more typical, and much more average.

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What the Typical Damaged American Psyco Student is Asking Themselves

Americans are not like the rest of us. All those guns around, and so much raw emotion on exam results day. Where do they popint the gun? In the air or in the head?

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Boo Hoo!

If you are a spoilt little rich kid, and one day discover that world has become all to real and hostile, stand in the street and start to scream and cry.
The odds are that someone will give you some omney or something equally desirable.
This won’t work forever. Eventually you will have to get a job and noone will like you.

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Why Proper Exams Must Always Be On Paper

A lot of maths homework now is done online and marked by computer.
Many companies set online tests as part of the application protest – used to charge £50 or so to sit your test and guarantee a pass – I AIN;T LIKE THAT NO MORE!
These exams make it easy to cheat. Now with hackers all over the world out to hack and change results and hold to ransom, these systems are not safe. The only way to make exam results reliable is to have paper exam for anything that matters, so results can be appealed against and papers remarked.

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