Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

After years working on my websites, in January this year I started wondering what the point was and took a six month beer drinking rest.
When the exam season ended in June, I looked again at my websites and discovered that this website now has page authority 47 and domain authority 42 – among the best scores of any tutor website.
My websites are now worth about £40,000!
Hurray! Beer all round!

There is hardly a problem for which someone somewhere does not have the answer.

A quarter of UK students off to university this year have received at least one unconditional offer from a UK university.
In case you don’t know, an unconditional offer means that you can fail to achieve the required grades at A level, fail to turn up for your exams, become a brain donor or lose all your body parts apart from your nose – you will still need this to smell the bullshit – and still go to university.
Last year there were only 3,000 unconditional offers. This year there are 67,000.
How did this happen? The fact is that a lot of international students are deciding not to come to the UK, so UK universities are desperate to get just ANYONE to walk through their doors at the start of term. Where did they find them?
In the file marked ‘Rejected’.

I want everyone to have their rights.
But I I don’t want anyone to have more righys than me.
This means that though I am married to a black woman, I have the right to cook in my own kitchen.

Until now in the UK, a 1 or some variation of A has been the highest grade for most exams. The old CSE had 1 as the highest grade, and the highest grade of Degree is a 1st etc.
With the new 9-1 GCSE, the highest grade is a 9. A lot of people will get confused in the middle of the night, dreaming they have all 9’s or 1’s and not knowing whter they are living the dream or having a nightmare.

Only 200 students in the UK will get a perfect set of GCSE grades – 9999999 – etc.
Which makes everyone else seem just average.

Instead of everyone going on holiday in the summer and sending flight and hotel prices sky high, take two weeks of the summer holiday and let students take them where they want.
That way, a lot more people will be able to AFFORD to take a holiday.

To student cheating in Algerian exams, the internet has been cut off for the WHOLE country while exams are going on.
Everywhere else students are not allowed to use their phones during their exams.

So, parents are allowed to treat their children for epilepsy with cannabis oil.
It won’t be long before parents are demanding heroin and crack cocaine to keep their children from being a nuisance, calling it ‘treatment’.
And if they are not allowed to drug their children up the eyeballs, they can go on facebook, where there are a couple of billion people ready to gang up on the governmnent.

That was me.
At school I had a German multiple choice exam, and was the lucky student who got the teacher’s answers.
I got 98% and only failed to get 100% because one answer was not clear.
The next highest score was 70%.
I still remeber the gasp as the results were read out.