I’m in the bidding!

To buy greenland.

I know president trump and the usa are deep in debt and i have ready cash.

I start the bidding at £1

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That wrong thing you keep saying

Will be right one day

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The cryptographic phrase

The cryptographic phrase is that thing that someone really thinks through which they interpret everything the see and here.

My cryptographic phrase?

You’re all a bunch of wankers!

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Thought for july

A lesson learnt is never time wasted

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Tutor My Kids For £60,000 a Year and Free Round the World Trip

or other.

I will do it if I can eat them.

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Yo Hitler!

Donald trump is fond of giving people nicknames. What better nickname for trump than Hitler?

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What a Title For a Protest Song

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

Come Bob Dylan or some such write a song to start a movement to get Donald trump OUT!

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A New Era of Antibrands

Who would buy a cat food called cat rap or pusskill?

I WOULD!

And what about clothes under the brand name crap or a tutor from scumtutors?

The future is hell so we should find more appropriate names for brands.

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Oh oh oh…

5 Oh Oh that is.

We have 500 Facebook likes now.

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So Many Morons Out There

But I do comfort myself by thinking every moron needs a maths tutor.

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