IGCSEs Give You an Edge

Wrong!

International students take the IGCSE. They are better than the average student in their own country.

The new 9-1 GCSE exams are harder than the old GCSE exams which were frankly easy. They are easily a match for the IGCSE.

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How Many human Lives is a Tiger Worth?

Just suppose there are a hundred thousand tigers and eight billion humans on the same planet.

Eighty thousand humans for every tiger.

So. What is a fair number of human lives to change for one tiger?

EIGHTY THOUSAND!

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AS Levels Raise Your Grades

Students who sit AS exams in the lower sixth get better a level grades than those who don’t.

NO SHIT!

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How The Railways Could Save Billions

Why does every train that runs off peak pull a full rush hour load of empty carriages?

Unlock a few carriages save lots of money on fuel and maintenance.

Any 5 year old could work that one out.

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If You Are No Good With Money…

You are no good at all.

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Fake University in USA

Always first to innovate the Americans have followed the invention of fake news and the election of a fake President with the establishment of a fake University.

Fake students can get a proper fake Degree, presumably costing only fake money which you can write out on little bits of paper and paying into some fake bank account.

The whole scam would not be complete without some fake Professors.

As a fake Doctor of Philosophy I would like to apply.

My personal fakeness only goes so far. I must be paid in REAL POUND NOTES!

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Parents Pay £100 An Hour to Tutor Their Children Possessed By the Devil

I’LL DO IT!

Of course I will have to prepare myself to meet vampires, zombies, devil worshippers and all such dangers.

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How You Pay All The Bills, Agter Your Parents Spent All The Money

Your parents probably got a free university education.

The bills were paid with government dent, which has to be paid for or serviced.

Any student at university now has to take out loans for tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of pounds, which they ill have to pay back.

You will have to pay for your parents education as well as your own.

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Dictionary of Alternative Definitions – Latest Additions

What do you call a short woman with kids?

A minimum – (mini mum)

What do you call a tall woman with kids?

A maximum – (maxi mum)

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One Way to Stop Teachers Cheating

Cheating in the UK is very rare. In China and India it is very common.

If teachers had to undergo annual financial health checks, any source of mysterious income – from bribes – or vulnerability to bribes because of financial distress could be unearthed and those teachers helped or removed from temptation.

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