Tutor My Kids For £60,000 a Year and Free Round the World Trip

or other.

I will do it if I can eat them.

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Yo Hitler!

Donald trump is fond of giving people nicknames. What better nickname for trump than Hitler?

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What a Title For a Protest Song

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

Come Bob Dylan or some such write a song to start a movement to get Donald trump OUT!

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A New Era of Antibrands

Who would buy a cat food called cat rap or pusskill?

I WOULD!

And what about clothes under the brand name crap or a tutor from scumtutors?

The future is hell so we should find more appropriate names for brands.

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Oh oh oh…

5 Oh Oh that is.

We have 500 Facebook likes now.

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So Many Morons Out There

But I do comfort myself by thinking every moron needs a maths tutor.

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Thrill Seeking

If you are looking for some kicks this summer you could ring the Israeli embassy and shout ‘free palestine’, or ‘Jews are rascist’, until they put the phone down. You could ring the US embassy and scream that their president is a moron, or the Chinese embassy and shout anything pro Taiwan, Hong Kong or uighar.

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Disaster is not the end

Just suffered a slow motion disk failure. A long way from being the worst disaster I ever had but it made working on my computer impossible until I fixed it. Websites still loaded so I waited until after the exams.

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Tutors Help Rich Kids Cheat!

Rich Kids expect knowledge to be painlessly shovelled into their tiny brains.

And if that is not possible they expect to be allowed to pay a lot of money and be allowed to cheat.

So they fake the need for a scribe and hire a graduate to write all the answers. For a few thousand pounds they find it impossible to separate their own knowledge from that of the stupid rich brat.

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We Are All At It

Anyone looking at American students cheating and bribing their way into a good university,, thinking it couldn’t happen here is wrong.

Just to take two examples – Prince Charles attending Cambridge with an awful set of a levels, and Gaddafi’s son buying a PHD – later withdrawn – from Imperial.

If a foreign dictator can buy a doctorate for his son from a British university you can buy anything here no matter how sacred.

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