Go Go Girls!

Girls have been outgunning boys for a while now at school, getting more and better GCSE;s. They more more intelligent too.

The fact is that boys are keeping their brains in their balls. When the feel a little bit peckish after a few beers, they can suck suck suck their balls into their stomach for that little bit of extra meaty nourishment.
Handy if you;re hungry.

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Lying and Cheating Students

The Chinese are lying cheating little buggers. Hardly a Chinese student would think twice about lying, cheating or bribing someone to pass an exam.
In England too, there is a lot of cheating. I remember for exams during my degree, the invigilators were unknown to me and I could prove my ID with a credit card – possibly fake, and had no photo.
Students in the UK can lie their way into University with fake exam passes – I HAVE SEEN IT DONE – and lie all through their degree, getting a degree having written nothing more than their signature.
Think a Degree from an English University proves something? At the very least it proves you can keep up a lie for three years.

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IB Corrupt?

Is it just a coincidence that the required calculator – TI 85 – for the IB is much more complicated to use and expensive than any calculator recommended for A level or equivalent?
Has someone at TI slipped someone at the IB a crafty backhander so that their very expensive calculator is the required one, and with a lot of questions based on the use of this specific calculator, you really cannot pass the IB without it.
The TI 85 costs £85, compared to £20 for I reckon is an adequate calculator for A Level.

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Let’s Trash Fashion

Did I read that over 90% of chap white t-shirts end uo in landfill?
Most clothes probably end up the same way.
Someone should set up a fashion label – maybe called TRASH! – to recycle old clothes and make them desirable again/ –

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I wish I Could Study Maths All Over Again

With this lovely girl to teach me.

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Why Are Over 8% of American Adults Illiterate?

BECAUSE THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM STINKS!
The percentage of American adults that are illiterate is twice the British percentage.
And the worst thing is? All those illiterate Americans get a vote. And quite possible and just go as far as making out the Ttttttttttttt in Trump.

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Who is This Moron?

Lot of morons about at the moment.
Apart from the one in the White House, one in the Tory party has requested a list of all UK academics involved in teaching anyone anything about Europe, fearing that they note toe the Brexit line laid down by the Government.

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Go Home Early!

We should all be paid more.
Think how much you are worth per hour, and how much you are actually paid.
If you are only paid two thirds of you worth, only spend two thirds of your working day at work.
HURRAH! BEER ALL ROUND!

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When Stupid Rules Are Enforced By Stupid People Stupid Things Happen

Ever heard about the 9 year old girl arrested under the Terrorism Act for posting pictures of school dinners?
What about the boy who prompted a police raid for describing his house as a terrorist – not terraced 0 house?
The Terrorism Act in the UK is one of the stuppidest pieces of Law ever to pass through our stupid parliament, but is made even more stupid bny stupid schools and stupid policemen.

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Let’s Teach Revolution!

With a good 30% of people in this country who will never own more than the clothes they stand up in and a car, the country is heading for an uprising.
Many people, not knowing how to have a revolution, will riot and loot. I We should teach the history of revolution in our schools – English, French, Russian and American revolutions.
How to have a good revolution.

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