Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

Apparently there is only one recoded instance of an animal asking a question – a famous parrot looked in a mirror, and seeing a strange colour, he asked, ‘what colour?’
If you haven’t ever asked a question, you are probably more animal than human, and if you haven’t asked a question for a long time, you had better ask one soon if you don’t want to end up like your dog.

Indian women have a bad time of it. Ask any Indian woman on a train how many times she has been groped. And then there are the acid attacks.
Indian cows have a lovely time of it. Idolized by 85% of the population, able to go wherever they want.
Here is my idea. COWDRESSES! Every Indian woman should have one.

Just be careful not to be mistaken for a cow by anyone who isn’t a hindu. They might want to eat you.

I have always thought of every person s a little hard ball.
We hit each other, sometimes hard, then bounce off and recoil to a safety pocket and think about the encounter.

Cut the mighty down and raise the wretched.

The Boss stops working and goes to sleep.

The Germans have the highest average IQ of any country in the world. How did this happen?
Seven million Germans died in WW2. The dumbest 7 million. You had to be pretty dumb to fight for Hitler.
Tens of millions of Americans voted for Trump. The dumbest tens of millions. You have to be pretty dumb to vote for trump. And if you are dumb enough to vote for him, you are probably dumb enough to fight for him, and dumb enough to die for him.
So what are you waiting for Donald? Their must be some poxy little hellhole somewhere ready to welcome those undeserving Americans to their unworthy end.
So, Come on Donald, fire up your trigger finger! You know it makes sense.

Many towns in the UK twin with towns in other countries.
Divert £280m or so pounds from the multi billion pound aid budge. Give £10,000 or so to each UK school so they can work out how best to aid some poor school in some wretched country.
I t will get every student involved in helping to make the world a better place and will encourage visits and holidays.

In an age of austerity when many people have not had a real pay rise for 10 years and many people have had big pay cuts, here is my big idea to save money. Women in the UK are paid on average 18% less than men.
But Lo! There is one woman that is being paid at least as much as any man that has ever done the job that she is doing, and is by all accounts, not doing the job very well at all!
THERES MAY could takea 15.5% pay cut and be relatively no worse off than any woman in the UK vis a vis men.
COME ON THERSA! Lay down your purse and give us some of our money back!

If you have studied something for years and faiuled your exams so you can’t carry on to the next level of education, YOU MUST RETAKE!
Nothing gets you in the gut like personal failure.

No lets not actually.
The British government is in one of its mad swirls and feels the need to do something about nothing at all actually. It want to ban children looking at naughty pictures. An idea about as mad as UKIP’s idea to make all teenage girls undergo virginity tests, and the Chinese Government’s attempt to ban pictures of Winnie the Pooh.