Smith’s Law of Natural Justice

To Every Bound, There is a Rebound

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If The Last Thing You Ever Do

Is the only good thing you ever do, it still makes your life worthwhile.

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I Dream of Horned Spheres

Inwards on the same scale to the infinitesimal.

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First Inspirational Thought of July

If you know everything, what you don’t know doesn’t matter.

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Not All Addiction is Bad

Ever heard of process addiction? It’s when you get addicted to doing the same thing over and over again.
Like when businessmen get addicted to making deals, and when engineers get addicted to making little tweaks to improve fuel efficiency, mad mathematicians get addicted to solving maths problems.
These addictions are good.

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We Know What You Are Up To!

Schools should teach all pupils how to use encryption and stay anonymous on the internet.
The UK government knows who are taking to, what you are watching and what you are searching for.

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US University to Teach Failure

An American University is to teach students how to fail.
What a waste of time!
Most people who fail manage to fail without the benefit of a University education.

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An Extremely Individual Individual

I am an extremely individual individual.
If, like me, you are are an extremely individual individual, you might try these punchlines in your job interview. Ouch!
Just give me the Fucking Job!
When I orgasm darling, parallel lines pulse and cross. How is it for you?
Don’t mess me around darlin. Just take of your clothes and give me your money (the guy across the table from me was extremely fat and probably very rich).

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Pity the Poor Tutor

With the UK about to leave the EU, we could all find ourselves poorer and looking for any way to pay the bills, so here is my idea.

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Exams Are Over

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