An Extremely Individual Individual

I am an extremely individual individual.
If, like me, you are are an extremely individual individual, you might try these punchlines in your job interview. Ouch!
Just give me the Fucking Job!
When I orgasm darling, parallel lines pulse and cross. How is it for you?
Don’t mess me around darlin. Just take of your clothes and give me your money (the guy across the table from me was extremely fat and probably very rich).

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Pity the Poor Tutor

With the UK about to leave the EU, we could all find ourselves poorer and looking for any way to pay the bills, so here is my idea.

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Exams Are Over

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When I Need Ideas

I fix a golden glowing globe to a coathanger wrapped around my head and look at it patiently.

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Take an Online Test

I know it approaching summer and exams are almost over, but hey, you can do an online
Maths/Physics Test

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The Insanity of Chinese Exams

IN China, new standard of insanity are being set furing exam sessions.
Traffic is stopped outside the exam room, ambulances are on standby, and drones hover outside exam halls attempting to help people cheat.

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I Set Up RSS Feeds

It takes me a long time to do things. I just set up rss feeds from my website. Get whatever hints you need to pass your maths/physics test.
Eg Gcse maths feed
To subscribe to a feed go to the page where the notes are and click on the rss icon left near the bottom

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Life Doesn’t Make Sense

It twists my mind round and around, inside out and upside down.

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The Language Trap

I don’t understand why everyone living in England should be forced to learn English. People living in Wales are not forced to learn Welsh and people living in Scotland are not foced to learn Celtic.
A country should have a broad range of available skills and having a range of spoken languages is part of that.
It also means that when we are annoyed with someone, we can often insult them in a language they do not understand and avoid war.

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You Are What You Are

Make them get over over it.
Then give them a kick.

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