Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

You have not failed until you’ve tried everything. Since you have not tried everything, you have not failed.

Most Universities exams are VERY predictable. They have to write hundreds of exam papers every year, and the people who write the papers, being lazy like the rest of us, do not write the questions from scratch, but take the questions from a question bank, changing only the numbers in the question. This makes most university exams easy to pass. You only have to study past papers, and learn how to answer 20 or so questions like a monkey. Then you pass the exam!

I have heard a rumour that if anybody taking the 9-1 maths GCSE exam dies, everyone passes.
So, when you are quivering outside the exam hall, stand up.
Shout ‘We need a volunteer. Do you know what true friendship is? Sacrifice.’ And maybe, in the spirit of true friendship someone will sacrifice their life so you can pass your 9-1 maths exam.

When the truth is not interesting enough, people will make up lies they can believe in.

I WAS THERE!
Actually I was there at about 11 o clock and the attack took place about 12 hours later.
How close to death we all are.

Some old women with no kids live sad and lonely lives. They live in a fantasy world detached from all reality.
Take this woman.

This woman has taken to wandering around the country convinced she is the prime minister, She can often be heard shouting, ‘Cuts, cuts, cuts!’ at crowds of people. She has a particular fixation on schools.
Please someone. Adopt this lonely woman. She really needs your help.

Without better people in it.

Not do anything hard at all.
I am young, the sun is shining.
Therefore I will jump for joy 10 times a day, and start again in September.

Ther new 9-1 maths exam makes some people want to cry. I have heard of people bursting into tears during the exam, taken outside to compose themselves, then being given extra time.
I have ideas! Could you be given extra time if you need a cigarette/have a heart/attack/stroke/an unreachable itch/laughing episode? Or even all of these one after the other.
The possibilities are endless.

Many many people will fail their GCSE Maths this year who would have passed last year. This exam has not been properly thought through by a government which thinks it can shout very loud to make us all mmore intelligent, and some of whom did not themselves get any maths qualifications.
What does the 9-1 stand for? Odds are 9-1 you FAIL!