Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

The Prime Minister looked pretty pathetic this week after the Grenfill Tower fire, in which about 100 people were burnt to death, as she went to the scene and refused to meet any victims – some say she was chased away by protesters.

It looks really bad for the Prime Minister to be escorted everywhere by men with guns and escorted away at the first sign of trouble.
Imagine then, the Prime Minister visiting a college or school. Such places are not known for their enthusiasm for Conservative Prime Ministers. She might well be jostled in the corridor, and any action by those big men with guns would soon get onto facebook and youtube.
She might not even be able to make herself heard as all those under 18s chant in unison:
‘WE WANT THE VOTE!’
‘WE WANT THE VOTE!’
‘WE WANT THE VOTE!’
The Tories don’t have a majority. It would only take tiredness to bring them down.

IN the UK minorities are often victims of hate crimes.
Not as well reported is that many minorities hate other minorities. Pakistanis hate Indians and vice versa. One of my black students hates arabs – he thinks they are all terrorists. A lot of black people have very little respect for Nigerians.
It is hust a little bit depressing to see hate going round and round in a great big circle.

Once a day, the fish in my pond see a tall shadowy figure set against the sky approach the border of their world, then food falls from the sky.
I must seem like a GOD to those fish.

You have not failed until you’ve tried everything. Since you have not tried everything, you have not failed.

Most Universities exams are VERY predictable. They have to write hundreds of exam papers every year, and the people who write the papers, being lazy like the rest of us, do not write the questions from scratch, but take the questions from a question bank, changing only the numbers in the question. This makes most university exams easy to pass. You only have to study past papers, and learn how to answer 20 or so questions like a monkey. Then you pass the exam!

I have heard a rumour that if anybody taking the 9-1 maths GCSE exam dies, everyone passes.
So, when you are quivering outside the exam hall, stand up.
Shout ‘We need a volunteer. Do you know what true friendship is? Sacrifice.’ And maybe, in the spirit of true friendship someone will sacrifice their life so you can pass your 9-1 maths exam.

When the truth is not interesting enough, people will make up lies they can believe in.

I WAS THERE!
Actually I was there at about 11 o clock and the attack took place about 12 hours later.
How close to death we all are.

Some old women with no kids live sad and lonely lives. They live in a fantasy world detached from all reality.
Take this woman.

This woman has taken to wandering around the country convinced she is the prime minister, She can often be heard shouting, ‘Cuts, cuts, cuts!’ at crowds of people. She has a particular fixation on schools.
Please someone. Adopt this lonely woman. She really needs your help.

Without better people in it.