Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

Anyone looking to become a postman but fearing for the future of their career need not fear. Most of my landline phone calls are scammers or cold calls, and a lot of my emails never get read.
I always read a letter however, and I think most people behave the same.

Either you do what you want, or you do what you’re told.

I bought my house 12 years ago and by the time of pay off the mortgage it will be worth a million pounds. Since I bought it I have seen my mortgage go down from £850 a month to £650 a month.
Anyone renting has seen their rent go up regularly. I have a friend renting a horrible little flat – not a house – for £1300 a month, and he tells me that if he moves out his landlord will seize the opportunity to put the rent up. Flat
I earn more from the annual increase in the price of my house than I earn tutoring. God only knows house anybody renting must feel, unlikely ever to be able to afford to buy a house in London, when I had thegood luck to buy my house at the start of a long period of ultra low interest rates.

Among them dictators, like Mugsy Mugabe, and a doctor turned mass murder, the Syrian Assas (think Harold Shipman with chemical weapons, tanks and planes).
Being educated in the UK has turned at least some of these leaders into better dictators, or better mass murderers.

If half the population were illiterate what use would be the ability to design an iphone?

During the Vietnam War, one American general was recorded as saying We had to destroy the village in order to save it. Well, it made sense at the time. Sooner or later, anyone with any sort of, or aspiration to power does or says something so stupid it makes the rest of us wonder how they could ever think they could leave themselves open to ridicule.
A UKIP parliamentary candidate has said that girls at risk of fgm should have annual medical exams to ensure that have not been ‘fgmed’.
Even before the laughter died down, I started thinking about the alternatives.
Ever girl should have to send a video every year to the Ministry of Funny Walks.
There should be a design competition to design an fgm prevention pantylock, which explodes it tampered with.
Crazy suggestions invited. They have to make any sort of insane sense for at least a fraction of a second.until you

Time for a reissue of the Elvis Presley song ‘In the Ghetto’, for all the children of the world caught up in a war.
In The Ghetto

I hate litter! And I love the environment!
What about this for a good school trip cleaning up the environment:

Take Part

He really exists.
Guess what his nicknale was at school.
DICKHEAD!
Why do their parents give them such stupid names?

Is not to advise you what to do. It is to ask you what to do, then advise you to do it.
Examples:
I want to be your leader.
OK do it.
I want to be your Queen.
May involve multiple murder of very important heirs to the throne and sex change surgery…
OK do it.
I want to go to Mars. I want to discover a tribe of Martians. I want to be the first Earth girl they have ever seen, and to be worshipped, AS A GOD!
Crazy, but not as crazy as cutting off your own head. OK do it.