Attracting Teachers

No surprise at the shortage of good teacher in school.
Teaching in a school is a horrible hob and noone likes you.
Surprised to hear though that seven hundred million pounds is spent on teacher training, no doubt training teachers to keep better paperwork.
What a waste of mone. And paper.

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Converting People to Science

Ever thought about walking the streets knocking on peoples doors to ask if you could teach them some physics?
Some people do it for God. Why does noone do it for science?

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Private Schools in Crisis

Apparently state schools are getting good enough for middle class parents to send their children to.
If state schools can get better, why can’t private school@ I really don’t want to hear private schools making any sort of excuses about why they are having to close down.

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The World Shattering Scream

I had a puncture and had to walk 16 miles because the trains only allow bikes after 730, and not at all on the deep bore turbe lines in central London.
scream

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English Pupils Bottom of World Numeracy Tables

We came 21st out of 24.
The worst of our pupils can live in ignorance, not being able to count to 24.

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Ready for Work

Apparently some parents take the children to school in pyjamas.
Pretty tacky I think. Maybe they have nothing else to get out of bed for.
At least I put on a dressing gown, hat and tie.
paul in pyjamas

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Fast Learners

The refugees in the jungle refugee camp in Calais are not learning fast enough. When you turn up in a flimsy boat on the shores of a country, you are a refugee in that country. Why don’t they buy some flimsy little boats in the toy shops of Calais and struggle across the channel with them? If the make it to England, they will be refugees in England.

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Home Educated Boy Dies of Scurvy

A 5 year old boy, home educated by his mum, a teacher, has died of scurvy.
Not visited by any sort of authority for years, not seen by doctor or dentist since 13 months, this boy had a wretched life.
Home education allows things abuse like this to happen.

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I Live in a Terrorist House

A sumple spelling mistake – terrorist, not terraced – got a ten year old schoolboy quized by the police today.
Paranoia and incompetence all round is teachers and police leap on every trivial error and slip of the tongue suspecting us all of terrorists.

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Please Don’t Put Teenagers Under the Spotlight

Why do I keephearing the latest teenage sensation hailed a genius and destined to great things? By forcing teenagers to say something about something to try and justify the attention they are getting we are making them say stupid things and turning them into circus animals.
We should mot have young people saying anything serious until they are 21.
If they want to make a point then they can riot and do their best tp overthrow this governmewnt.

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