Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition

It is something every teacher learns. The government is to cut welfare, raise rents for council tenants, make the BBC pay licence fees for pensioners etc..
One thing it seems to have overlooked is the subsidised restaurants that MPs use in the commons, where you can buy a very good three course meal for less than £5.
As a member of the public I would be expected to pay £27.50 for a cup of tea.
So, you bunch of crooks! Start paying an honest price for your food, like the rest of us.

All thst awaits you is old age and death.

Suppose the inflation rate is 10% and increases by 20%.
Does that mean it is 30%?
Or maybe it is 1.1*1.2=1.32 who is a rate of 32%.
Or even 10+20%=10*1.2=12%
My brain acheth.
Actually it is the first one because the second one is for price levels and the third is rubbish.
It would be different if the rate increased by a fifth. Then it would be 12%.

Give them a revolution to believe in.
The biggest revolution people could believe in is votes for Palestinians

Any fan of Pink Floyd may be feeling a bit of deja vu today after the UK government gave teachers the responsibility to exercise mind control over their students to stop them becoming Islamic terrorists.
The government should realise that youth is hot blooded and angry. They fail to realise that terrorism is not only the sort of terrorism thst kills people. There are copyright terrorists, who only want free films and music, legal terroriists, who campaign against imprisonment without trial, environmental terrorists, who squat in fields of gm crops and stop oil drilling and fracking, social terrorists denied a vote.
We should be encouraged to become these sorts of terrorists and even make up our own and the government should shut up and wait for the hot blood of our youth to overwhelm them.

I can prove using nothing but argument and logic that any old table I am sitting at is actually a cow.
Here I go.
It has four legs, just like a cow. It’s  shiny and brown like a cow that standing in the rain.
Strangely silent this cow.
Maybe its dead.
Poor cow!
I already feel I knew her so well…
I still remember the love letters I wrpte, one of which started, ‘I can’t imagine you a cow. You are a great overwhelming udder’…
If I wrote that it must be a cow and not s table because tables don’t have udders.
If it is a cow, and has an udder, I should be able to milk it.
Like crazy old king lear I wave my arms about and shout for service, and some milk appears from the kitchen.
There. If it hadn’t been a dead cow, o could have produced a bucket of fresh milk.

Some maths questions should have the answer ‘there is not enough information to answer this question’.

From the end of the world. But they can teach you to count down the time to the end.

I HATE PAPERWORK!
One of the reasons I could never get a job. The first thing you are expected to do is to fill out a form.
I have been asked to wrote textbooks, and my notes have been collated into PDF files and put on sites like scribd – without but my permission. I am not bothered because I don’t believe in. copyright. If someone made an extension for joomla, my web software, to collate categories of note into PDF files for download, I am sure a lot of people would find that really useful.
The ni est thing is that this would not involve any more paperwork.

In london gumtree, tutors charge £5 an hour upwards.
Do people expect to get a bargain at this price?
Someone with an actual degree, good english and some experience,
Gumtree asks no evidence of their advertisers.
Any tutor from gumtree st that price is dangerous.