{"id":1008,"date":"2012-12-08T19:35:04","date_gmt":"2012-12-08T19:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2012-12-08T19:35:04","modified_gmt":"2012-12-08T19:35:04","slug":"my-view-of-senile-dementia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/12\/my-view-of-senile-dementia\/","title":{"rendered":"My View of Senile Dementia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is apparently wrong.<br \/>\nI thought that as you turned from going normal to going senile<br \/>\nYou would start disliking classical music and start liking rap music<br \/>\nStart disliking literature and start liking pulp fiction<br \/>\nStop listening to R3\/R4 etc and start liking pulp fm or crap fm (I&#8217;m sure such radio stations must exist somewhere)<br \/>\nApparently this is not the case<br \/>\nYou start liking less of everything more.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s all<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is apparently wrong. I thought that as you turned from going normal to going senile You would start disliking classical music and start liking rap music Start disliking literature and start liking pulp fiction Stop listening to R3\/R4 etc and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/12\/my-view-of-senile-dementia\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-gg","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2444,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/11\/make-hospital-patients-cook-their-own-food\/","url_meta":{"origin":1008,"position":0},"title":"Make Hospital Patients Cook Their Own Food","author":"taxicle","date":"November 27, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Too many people in hospital are old and fat and senile and cancerous. 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