{"id":1051,"date":"2012-12-23T23:46:25","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T23:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1051"},"modified":"2012-12-23T23:46:25","modified_gmt":"2012-12-23T23:46:25","slug":"fight-fight-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/12\/fight-fight-fight\/","title":{"rendered":"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The tory party and the British police are squaring up for a fight it seems, with each accusing the other of being a bunch of thieving, lying spivs out to stitch each other and the British people up for as much money as possible.
\nThis thing could take years if it ends up in the courts, so I have been thinking up possible ways to shorten the agony. My favourite idea is to line them up against each other on opposite sides of the M1 motorway, armed with trucncheons and teargas (police) against bike parts (frames, wheels, handlebars and spray oil – I am thinking of Andrew Mitchell here), while the British people, with nothing to do given the state of the economy, sit on the grass sides of the motorway and anticipate the mutual slaughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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